2+ hour, 36+ min ago  (31+ words) BIRMINGHAM, AL " A new technique for managing children was discovered this week, as local woman Sarah Bailey got her kids to behave by threatening them with a fun family road trip....

3+ day, 2+ hour ago  (49+ words) Europeans typically do without air conditioning, presumably because they are perpetually stuck in the Dark Ages and far more interested in burning witches to appease the environment gods. But given the current heat wave, millions of Europeans are now looking…...

9+ mon, 1+ week ago  (207+ words) MILWAUKEE, WI " In a dreadful act of willful disobedience, sinful rebellious homeschooler Jaxsyn Clement stayed up past 9: 30 p. m. to read The Chronicles of Narnia. Sources say that the whole heavenly host looked on in sorrow as Clement knowingly and depravedly flouted…...